I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
