I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think your dad took our porno
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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