should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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