Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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