She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
