He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
try to milk me bitch
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