I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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