I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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