You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
of course. lets lasso hookers.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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