ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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