after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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