fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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