thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I want to be your penis for a week.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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