It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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