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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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