ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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