i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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