Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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