another moral hangover. fuck.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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