I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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