i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
