what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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Even water is tasting like jack daniels
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?