And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help