i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest