I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...