Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
this is an emotional support booty call
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