i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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