Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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