i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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