I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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