My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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