You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Are we still banned from the library?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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