We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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