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What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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