That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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