It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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