Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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