google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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