some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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