love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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