i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
this boner is exhausting
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
