Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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