Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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