I'd wear matching sweaters with you
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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