True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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