She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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