Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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