buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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