summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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