HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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