It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
