Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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