Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
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