Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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