Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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