Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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