...so i touched it.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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