I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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