i don't like sucking hair
You smell like a Billy Joel song
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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