I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
