But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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