yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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