no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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